Mother’s Day will be here before you can say, “Hi, Mom.” Are you ready for it? You can bet your Mom is anticipating it already with barely subdued excitement. So what will you be giving her this year? A flower arrangement? A pretty, fragrant gift, yes. But after a few days, their loveliness will fade, and they will be tossed into the trash. What about giving your Mom her favorite candy? It would be yummy for the tummy, all right, but then it would be on Mom’s hips for a lifetime. Not a very nice picture in your mind, is it?
With the selection of tees that we have on our site, you are certain to find one that will make Mom smile, if not laugh out loud, and without the added calories. Whatever reaction you would like to evoke from your dear Mother, just browse our “Family Shirts” page and see the variety of treats available here for Mom on her special day.
If she would like flowers, we have a lovely “Special Mother” tee that’s guaranteed to last a lot longer than a whole flower bed. If she’s got a good sense of humor, our “Mother is Right” tee might be the right shirt for her. (You do know she’s always right, don’t you?) Also, there’s an adorable “Mother’s Love” tee with kittens on it, if she’s into the cute, fluffy little darlings. And for the Mom who’s an angel, we have a (wait for it) “Mothers are Angels” tee.
Whether you pick a funny tee or a serious one for your Mom or Grandma, if you have put enough thought into it, your gift on Mother’s Day is certain to be met with sincere “ooohs: and “ahhhs.” And it just might come with a bushel of pecks for you!
A relatively lesser known fact about the Valentine’s day it is the second most celebrated holiday around the world next to New Year’s day. This fact speaks to the universal nature of one’s need to express love for others. For some people, it is another occasion that brings the dilemma to find the right gift for that loved one. Whether this other person is a sexual interest or simply a loved one, you will want to make sure you demonstrate how you feel about him or her. With many gift options out there, this is not only easy but can be a confusing task. A t-shirt with a sex joke on it might be one way to go about it. There are several examples of this in our store at teesnthings.com. Another way to go about it might be a sexy underwear. We have a few sexy underwear options for that hot women in your life. There are other options like a tank top that says Hottie, Sinner, or Porn Star – depending on how much sex humor your relationship can handle. If your loved one has a respectable bust, then you have several options with sayings like “Silicone Free“, or “Stop Staring and Touch Them“, or “it is all about these.” If you are targeting a man, you may go for a t-shirt with a sex joke. There are many options like – Help Wanted, Choking Hazard, Life’s Priorities, or our favorite “The Man and the Legend” t-shirt. Here are a few more gift ideas both for ladies and men.
We think one day, not too distant future, they will. Here are the reasons why:
1. There appears to be more of them. If you do not believe this is an objective statement, take a look at wikipedia.
2. Men have an average life expectancy of 5-7 years shorter than women in most places around the world.
3. Men are more likely to die doing something considered violent like gang fights or armed robbery!
4. Women like to clearly communicate their domination with funny tees like these:
Case rested! Bow to women and celebrate their superiority and give them the best cute tee shirts you can find so you are forgiven when they really rule the world!